in which i almost tell you a really great story about kissing.

{this is a picture of me kissing a fish. it's really significant.}

so not only did i neglect writing my blog this summer while doing efy, but i also neglected reading all the blogs i typically follow. 

that is, all the blogs but one. 

bonnie's blog just has me hooked! she's honest, hilarious, and she doesn't fake anything like a lot of bloggers do. she's been doing a throwback thursday post each week (kinda like i did at the start of the summer, only hers are usually hilarious and people actually link up). 

well this week her throwback topic is......*efy drumroll*.....FIRST KISS STORIES. 

except....HA! i'm not gonna tell you mine. 

sucks for you. 

jk.

except i'm really not gonna tell you. 

cause i think at least a year and a half has to have passed before you can tell that story publicly to whoever the heck stumbles over it, and, well, only about a year and 4 months have passed since mine. 

too soon to tell that story in detail, my friends. 

but here is what i will give you: end of freshman year of college, i was 19 (yeah, you read that right), we'd liked each other for awhile, it was a typical doorstep scene after a date, short and sweet. it was nice.

so yeah, i realize this post would have been a lot more exciting if my first kiss had been as awkward as bonnie's first kiss story, (and if i had typed up exactly what i wrote in my journal right after it happened like she did), but i sure as heck wouldn't go back and make that sitch awkward. because lbh, i just naturally ooze awkwardness, and it's a real blessing that i avoided it in the first place.

i will tell you that immediately after he left i started laughing so hard i was crying. by myself. and that's how ashley nelson and my roommate chelsie found me as soon as they got back to my apartment. 

so feel free to rub that one in my face if you'd like. 

oh and can we talk about how jaimei and i used to take pictures kissing random statues and things and caption them "someday"? 

and yeah, maybe i was saying "someday" until i was 19 and 6 months, but i'm actually glad it took that long. like i told my efy girls every week, don't kiss anyone unless you really like them and they really like you back, and neither of you are kissing anyone else. cause otherwise, you will look back and wonder why the heck you did that. and thankfully, i don't have to do that at all! no regrets. 

(and efy girls, don't kiss anyone till you're 16 anyways. ;))

and that, my friends, is about as exciting as my little love life gets.