for auld lang syne.

you guys.

YOU GUYS.

our party was perfection in every way. 

i'm now thoroughly convinced that there is no better way to ring in the new year than with a glitter-themed dinner party and photo booth. 

i have a separate post planned for the decorations (and tutorials if anyone wants them), and one entirely about the baked alaska that i created for dessert, but for now, here are some of my favorite pictures from the photo booth:

new year's eve: mormon style

also, of course ashley and jennie wore their moms' prom dresses.

the mayor and his wife wanted to stop by. that's how cool our parties are.

common theme of peplum going on that night.

my two bests.

countdown!

this lady leaves for the mission field in a week!

thug life.

nuff said.

glitter mustaches, almost-midnight clocks, and purple bubble letters were all made by jaimei and i, and there are more crafts to come in my next post!

bachelor commentary 5

so happy with the outcome!

finale commentary!! it's really long you guys, but just bear with us. 

brought to you by myself,  kelsey, megan, brianna, zoë, and kelsey's mom.

+Okay. We are Team Jef over here.

+ “I’m so confused! Two awesome guys love me and I just can’t choose which one is better! Oh, and I’m rich and beautiful! My life is so hard!”

+ Okay, whoa.

+ “Oh man, they are going to do a whole video montage from day 1 and I am just so excited.” ~Kelsey

+Caracao. I want to go to there.

+ Ah, Ricki finally gets to meet them? Jef is going to be perfect with her!

+I feel like her mom is going to be scary.

+He brought flowers for her mom! Well played, buddy.

+And her sister-in-law!

+Her brother’s name is legitimately Ernie.

+“Oh, so they’re those kind of parents.” ~Brianna

+ Her mom has a really strange voice. Long-time smoker?

+So that’s where the Botox comes from! It runs in the family.

+Momma Suzy has less wrinkles than we do!

+The Botox combined with the smoker voice is just scaring me hardcore right now.

+I love that Jef isn’t nervous or anything. He’s really confident about how much he loves her.

+How do they turn Ernie into a nickname? Do you think they call him Ern?

+Gorilla Ern.

+How come half the people on this show get assigned an animal?

+Gorilla Ern makes Jef look like a baby.

+Cue the mood music.

+Jef and Gorilla Ern shared a man-hug. It’s official.

+Jef says the perfect thing to everyone, and I’m 99% sure he’s totally genuine.

+How am I only just now noticing that Jef has baby ears?

+Preview: I’ve never watched Bachelor Pad, but I’m pretty sure it would make me feel really good about my life.

+So…Arie’s wearing pajama pants to meet the family?

+ “Arie gets girlier and girlier every time he talks.” ~Kelsey

+Nice cape, Momma Suzy.

+ This is awkward.

+So awkward.

+Do you think sister-in-law is a mute?

+Arie’s box thing is sweet but….who is it for?

+Momma Suzy can make a nice little potpourri with it when Jef wins.

+Jef made Gorilla Ern like him. I don’t think Arie can do that.

+ “Her brother is kind of cute!” ~Kelsey.

+No.

+Arie has such great hair.

+ How did Emily’s dad end up with Emily’s mom? Because they do not look….yeah.

+Do Arie and Emily ever talk to each other? Because their lips are always otherwise occupied.

+Sister-in-law speaks!

+Her dad is really dressed down for this little get-together.

+Okay, we were talking about the hometown dates and I’m realizing….I think if I had met Jef’s family, I would have picked him on the spot, just because of the amount of babies present.

+How many of the audience members do we think are there just to score a date with new divorcee Chris Harrison?

+ I want him to meet Ricki! He would be perfect with her!

+That one Jef hair…..blowing in the wind….

+I’m glad their having this little argument. Because it’s real, and they are handling it.

+Yay! Jef talked some sense into her! And he handled it so calmly.

+The hair. Still there.

+ “They had that whole beach to themselves. And they sat on that blanket. The entire time.” ~Kelsey

+What a waste of a private beach.

+  I bet she got that skirt from the same place Dr. Spencer got her Ursula pants.

+ Chambray with neon green. Um…okay?

+They’re peering through the blinds at Ricki. Is she a zoo animal?

+“This is my friend, Jef.”

+Classic.

+Jef rocks those goggles.

+ That’s how you win a little girl’s trust. Let her push you off a bridge.

+ But seriously. That would do it for me.

+ Jef loves her!

+I love Ricki’s little giggle.

+  I think someone painted them all orange.

+I want a Cheeto cabinet.

+ It could have the the puffy and the crunchy kind.

+Oh my gosh, you guys. Cheeto cabinet.

+“Everything all changed.” ~Emily

+“Me too.” ~Jef

+Appropriate response or….?

+ YOU TOO! TAKE LUCK!

+She just called him Honey.

+ So they’re basically married.

+ His present is so adorable! He’s just a goof!

+ “I love it! I’ll keep it forever! Unless I pick Arie, then I won’t keep it forever.”

+I’m convinced that no one in this show actually eats.

+ “Don’t do too much thinking.” Good advice.

+ Do you think they’re given a certain pace they have to keep while walking away from each other? I can just picture her counting in her head to make sure she stays on track.

+Iguanas are perfect for transitions.

+Chris Harrison at her door

+WHAT.

+She’s gonna call it right here.

+She’s not even going to go on a date with Arie.

+ Okay, maybe not.

+Chris Harrison is just so…..I guess I just really think he would get along well with Nicholas Sparks.

+Okay, maybe she is.

+AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

+She is done!!!!!!!

+She picked Jef.

+SHE PICKED JEF.

+Does this mean that she lives in Utah right now?

+Because…someone is going to have to restrain me from stalking.

+I mean, I would never….

+ “Oh my goodness, I am so at peace right now.” ~Bri

+Kelsey is imitating Emily’s crying.

+Dear John him. Just drop it off at the door.

+ “She has a boob on her back.” ~Kelsey’s mom

+Mic pack….

+They’re going to have such cute babies!

+Why are the producers letting this happen?

+Emily, just end it!

+We just rewound to watch Arie’s walk.

+ He walks like a girl.

+If Kelsey were on this show she thinks she would be the loser making the love potion at the end, while the guy already picked someone else.

+So….did she just leave the island or….?

+ “She just rolls down the window and is like, ‘No date for you!’” ~Megan

+This is awkward.

+Em, just end it!

+Zoë just had to migrate to share Kelsey’s chair for comfort during this tragedy.

+“You know…” YOU KNOW WHY!

+Oh, li’l buddy! L

+Jef just came out of nowhere and dominated this show.

+Let’s be honest, he basically dominated the world.

+You guys, I follow him on Instagram. So it’s that big of a deal.

+When they hugged we could hear his heartbeat in her mic pack.

+He looks really good right now.

+“Something about a man getting his heart broken just makes him really hot….” ~Kelsey

+ On the upside...Arie is back in Scottsdale!

+I promise I am not a real-live stalker.

+He is crying and he still looks good.

+ “He retains his manliness while crying.” ~Bri

+Which his weird, because he walks like a girl…

+ I really wish Emily had just jumped in that swampy reflection pool.

+Mournful silence in the studio audience.

+“Clearly, deeply affected.” ~Chris Harrison

+So not only is this a tragedy, but you just used two adverbs in a row.

+You should really get control of yourself, Chris.

+Ashley and JP! We applauded.

+JP is so….perfect.

+Baldies are sexy. If that baldy is JP.

+He looks a little like Joseph Gordon-Leavitt, and I think that’s probably the reason why he is amazing.

+Ashley S., you just said “bestie” on national television, so you should probably re-evaluate your life.

+Ricki is wearing a fanny pack. Coolest 6-year old ever.

+Video montage.

+ Jef in that skinny tie and suit…..dah.

+He doesn’t even know that Arie’s not there!

+“HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW!” ~Kelsey, squealing.

+ Like, seriously high-pitched squealing.

+He’s going to be so happy!

+Blue pants.

+“He’s fabulous.” ~Zoë

+“Spoiler alert, Jef! It’s you!” ~Kelsey

+ I don’t even want to know how much that dress cost.

+And let’s not pretend like she did her own makeup.

+“You guys, they’re going to be in love forever!” ~Kelsey

+The word dapper was just thrown out in relation to Jef’s outfit.

+“Guys! They’ve never slept together!” ~Zoë, so excitedly.

+They dressed her in a dress the exact same color as the background pottery.

+ Debonair is the word for Jef.

+ “Your shoes make that noise, and I love it.” ~Kelsey

+“Jef, you would be a great ward clerk.” ~Also Kelsey

+15 times? That’s 12 more relationships.

+Slight exaggerations.

+We love that he just stopped and fixed his suit before going to see her.

+Get down, boy, go head get down!

+On one knee.

+You guys! They’re going to be in love forever!

+ I’m trying to keep it real so I’m just going to say it….I am straight up teary right now.

+ I am ridiculous.

+He is so good at talking.

+“NO! It’s so adorable!” ~Kelsey

+Long pause…..

+YES!

+“They’re going to be a family! My heart is happy!” ~Kelsey

+That is a good kiss.

+ A really good kiss.

+Video montage!

+80’s rock ballad in the background. Love it.

+Jef in a kilt. Made the montage.

+Kelsey’s mom is singing along to this song.

+That ring is straight up Mrs. Hoodin status.

+“Keep video montaging!” ~Kelsey

+All three of them holding hands. YOU GUYS. This is just too much.

okay, after the rose isn't happening guys. too long. too tired.

hope you enjoyed reading this eternity-long commentary! 

and craft week starts tomorrow!

bachelorette commentary 3

bachelorette: week bikinis and helicopters

i don't think we were very funny tonight, you guys. i watched it right after taking a nap, and i kind of feel like i was sedated or something. i was just in a weird mood.

but anyways, tonight's bach commentary is brought to you by me, kelsey, lu, breckyn, and zoe. enjoy!

Intro:

+Right off the bat we think it’s going to be Jef for the win.

+Breckyn thinks Sean has the best butt. I missed how that came up but…does it really matter?

+Nope. You didn’t really like Arie’s family.

+I like how young she and Jef are together. He makes her seem her age, and not a lot older.

+Lu and I are getting goosebumps over Jef’s letter recap.

+Guys, I want him.

+Remember how Arie was Belle that one time?

+Really? You call him ‘Sweet Arie’?

+Emily is crying over Arie right now.

+Like, this is happening.

+Okay, before her Arie recap, I thought he was going home. Now I’m thinking it’s going to be Sean.

+UNLESS. What if she’s crying because she’s sending him home? This is a plausible idea.

+We’re super glad Chris Serial Killer Sloth is gone, but I do kind of miss making fun of him. We like the last 3 too much to make fun of them.

Sean’s Date:

+Sean is color blocking with that coral and royal blue right now.

+Is he wearing TOMS?

+This show finally looks like the Bachelorette. Helicopters and bikinis.

+That’s the ugliest private island we’ve ever seen.

+“Just me, you, and the camera man!” ~Emily

+ “Oh, we actually came to this private island so that I can drill you about every single detail from your past dating life. Fun, right?!” ~Emily again

+She’s upset that he hasn’t said the L word.

+I feel like this date is just getting super awkward.

+Okay, then he took his shirt off. Awkward doesn’t matter anymore.

+I’m pretty sure making out is not the same thing as snorkeling…

+“Wait, Zoe, you’ve never been on a ‘snorkeling’ date? I mean, it’s kind of the same thing. Both activities make it hard to breathe….” ~Kelsey

+He looks good in white.

+You shouldn’t have to pry the words “I love you,” out of someone.

+I feel like Sean and Emily’s relationship is really struggling to move past the kissing –and-feeling-his-muscles stage.

+Sean felt left out because he’s the only one who hadn’t written a letter yet.

+“Do they all have to write stuff down all the time? Why can’t they just talk?” ~Lu

+I think they both went tanning for the exact same amount of time. Their oranges match.

+Why do they always have to give this huge speech before saying I love you? Just say it!

+She’s not listening to any of this, because he hasn’t just said it.

+You’d think with all this practice kissing, she wouldn’t be so awkward about it all.

+Kelsey has the fantasy suite card memorized…

+Zoe just threw out the word “fornication”.

+This is going to get weird, guys. Our brains are not filtering comments that should and should not be said.

+You have been warned.

+Nice boob job, Em.

+They would have perfectly orange Oompa Loompa babies together.

+Way to go, Emily! Fantasy suite date is not necessary to know how you feel about someone!

+“He’s gonna run back.” ~Lu

+It would be classic Sean form. Bahaha.

+Sean’s a good guy.

+I am not typing SO much of what is being said over here, y’all.

+Filtering.

Jef’s Date

+Jef has short swim shorts.

+And somehow, I’m okay with this.

+Windy day + Jef’s hair= DANGER ZONE.

+Jef is not orange. Just another reason why he is superior.

+I feel really strangely about her weird braided ponytail thing.

+Alfalfa hair in Jef’s interview.

+A “masterpiece” is being painted in their relationship. I don’t even care about his clichés. I just love him.

+An orange shirt on Emily is the equivalent of a nude shirt on a normally colored person.

+Do you think Jef was singing Italian opera music while rowing that gondola-like thing?

+“Let’s just make out for the entire date!” ~E & J

+I like that Jef is asking her questions, and not the other way around. He’s totally real about all this.

+We’re surprised that she’d be okay with moving wherever.

+And I’m not really sure if she’s actually okay with that.

+“You are an amazing girl.” ~Jef

+“And this has truly been the most amazing episode!” ~Kelsey’s dad, in passing.

+Fun fact: Amazing is one of my favorite adjectives.

+And they’re just going to say ‘amazing’ ten thousand times in these five minutes so....great.

+Emily is the awkward kisser. For sure.

+“It’s cause she can’t feel her lips, cause they’re fake!” ~Breckyn

+She is SO set on Jef winning.

+These guys are all so great and respectful! Holy crap.

+Applause and goosebumps after his “fantasy suite” speech.

+You are being classy, Emily! You are being super classy!

+Okay, I just got goosebumps over them holding hands. What is wrong with me?

+“I just want them to like…play. And tickle.” ~Lu.

+Pause.

+WHAT?!

+Jef just quoted scriptures. And not even the Bible. Jef just quoted ALMA.

+“Use boldness, but not overbearance; and also see that ye bridle all your passions, that ye may be filled with love; see that ye refrain from idleness.” Alma 38:12

+You guys. That just happened.

Arie’s Date:
+Oh man, Arie is so going home.
+Holy crap, they are just going at it!
+“You can’t see him with your eyes closed the whole time!” ~Breckyn
+“Wow, this is going to be super awkward when she breaks up with you at the end of this episode….” ~Kelsey
+Okay, they are just kissing an insane amount. And then talking about how much they are kissing.
+5 hours, Mickey.
+Okay sorry, that was an inside joke. McCall isn’t here, so I had to type it.
+Arie needs some de-shine action.
+I don’t think Arie and Emily’s lifestyles fit together.
+Also, has her hair ever been straight before? Like, ever?
+Emily and Arie’s relationship peeked on their second date. And now it has fizzled.
+“He is SO sweaty.” ~Kelsey
+I’m bored with this talk, because I know he is going home.
+Blah, blah, blah.
+Holy dress slit, Batman!
+Okay, Emily is seriously impressive right now.
+Like, super classy.

Girl Talk with Chris Harrison:
+Em! What are you doing with this awkward fake ponytail thing again? You should only make these kinds of mistakes once!
+So many necklaces, tank top, fake ponytail, and mermaid skirt. It’s a really good thing you’re hot, Emily, because this is just not working right now.
+Nude lipstick is good though.
+Or is it orange…?
+I’m not feeling the girl talk tonight, because I’m so thoroughly convinced that she’s sending Arie home.
+Do you think we can get a petition going around for Chris Harrison to be the next bachelor? And have a gay guy host the girl talk?
+More blahs.
+Kelsey is about to cry?
+“I am SO emotionally invested in this season right now.” ~Kelsey
+That is a good color on Sean.
+Wait, I’ve said that multiple times tonight…
+Rose ceremony is not the time for TOMS, Sean.
+Jef looks good. And he is good with words.
+They will watch “a thousand” sunsets together.
+“A thousand is only a little over 2 years. So…” ~Kelsey
+Is Arie kind of a girl right now, or is that just me?
+She’s easily sending Arie home. She couldn’t even look at the screen.
+And he said nothing about Ricki.
+“Just as well as anyone.” Grammar matters, Em.
+She seriously has 3 solid guys right now. Bummer.

Commercial Break:
+Slothman is going to be on Bachelor Pad!!!
+MWAHAHA.
+The jokes will continue.

Rose Ceremony:
+It’s a good thing she’s sending Arie home, cause if she lived in Scottsdale, we would really have to restrain Lu from stalking her.
+Sean is really struggling in this outfit right now. I didn’t know this was possible.
+For some reason, we really love to argue about the order in which she gives out the rose.
+Breckyn and I were right. Jef gets the first rose! Because it’s SO obvious that she loves him.
+Lu and Kelsey just arm wrestled to see if it were Sean or Arie going home.
+Arie.
+WHAT?! Sean?!
+Are you kidding?
+Guys, I was way too confident in the fact that Arie was going home.
+Now this commentary looks ridiculous.
+Kelsey is legitimately crying right now. And there aren’t even strobe lights going.
+Sorry, another inside joke.
+I’m in a weird mood.
+Do you think it was because of those blue suede pants?
+Or the color orange?
+Dah! Cropped pants and navy TOMS.
+Like, it’s just really hard for me right now, you guys.
+“Break Charley’s heart, shame on Charley. Break Sean’s heart, shame on you, Emily.” ~Kelsey
+Sean would have been a good dad. Bummer, dude.
+Kelsey is actually kind of scary right now.
+Like, I’m afraid to talk, for fear of saying something to upset her…
+“Sean is going to be the newest Avenger. And then kill everyone.” ~Kelsey
+Men tell all!
+Yes! Cry baby Tony!
+And the weird Alessandro guy!
+And douchebag Ryan!
+Guys, this is happening, and I could not be happier.

i take back everything i said about jef winning. i obviously suck at predicting this crap, and i don't want to jinx it.

bachelorette commentary 2

Tonight's commentary is brought to you by me, Lauren, McCall, Zoe, Megan, Kelsey, and Kelsey's mom. Enjoy.

+ HOMETOWNS!!

+Wait. Arie is from Scottsdale. THEY WERE IN ARIZONA.

+Jef’s family is screaming “Mormon!”

+A skull on her shirt? Why does the world think that skulls are an okay clothing decoration? I mean….are you a pirate or….?

+ In her interviews she looks like a Barbie. Why does she always look like a Barbie?

+The bobblehead. We forgot about the bobblehead.

+Jef looks great as long as his hair never sees the wind.

+We feel like the majority of Sean and Emily’s relationship is based on her feeling his muscles.

+Wait. We thought Arie was the awkward kisser, but maybe it’s her?

+Rewind. It could definitely be her.

+OH MY GOSH, SHE’S THE AWKWARD KISSER!!!

+Okay, proceed with the actual dates.

Chris:+I really hope that Chris’ family turn out to be real live sloths.

+“Boo!”

+“Well…that was weird.” ~Kelsey

+“She won’t look at him!” “Well he looks like a sloth!”

+Red flair pants? Was that really the best choice, Em?

+Polish sloths? Sounds legit.

+Her and Sloth are super awkward together. And we’re not sure why she is still considering him.

+Oh yeah, cause he was a crybaby and she felt guilty.

+Okay, can we just take a moment to talk about Emily’s outfit? High school teacher on top, disco dancer on bottom. “Both weird, because she’s neither of those things.” ~Kelsey

+His dad is creepy. It’s all starting to make sense.

+Of course, she only has that one facial expression anyways, so maybe she could fit in the family.

+He calls home every day? At 25 and a man?

+“You’re his dad.” Very good, Em.

+I’m pretty sure Sloth Daddy is in the Polish mafia. If that’s even a thing.

+“Wait, did he just say ‘hot mess’?” ~Megan

+Gee, good thing she translated that one.

+His sister is named Renee. I can’t hear that name without thinking of the 2nd Sherlock Holmes movie.

+What did Sloth Daddy just do?!

+She is NOT falling in love with him! You sit on a throne of lies!

+Emily’s not coming up with anything original, just saying ‘yeah’ to everything he says.

+She is really not enjoying this kiss.

+“It’s like she’s doing chores.” ~McCall

+"Wait, what?" ~Me, in reference to McCall's comment

+“Let’s take the one unique thing about our family and just go overboard with it so we look cool on TV!” ~All the families during hometowns

Jef:

+Why is he just walking through the desert of southern Utah?

+Because he CAN.

+Wow, Em. Come dressed immodestly to a Mormon family hometown?

+Uninformed.

+“I hope her dress just gets super dirty.” ~Kelsey

+We like that Jef jokes around with her. The others are just too careful.

+“Is there a kick?”

+Please fall over.

+The camera man hit the target.

+Okay wait, why does she know so much about guns?

+I mean, who needs a couch when you have a blanket and some bales of hay?

+Charity work? Dude. The entire world knows you are Mormon. Give it up.

+Jef is the greatest thing ever.

+SO MORMON.

+So many babies!

+Okay, forget Jef. I want that baby.

+Lemonade! Bahaha. No alcohol on this date.

+Like, do they know how to go on a date without alcohol?

+We’re guessing that the older brother is Young Men’s president.

+“Situations like this can put you in love but…” “But what is the Spirit telling you?”

+“His sister looks familiar.” ~Kelsey

+“Maybe she was your EFY counselor!” ~McCall

+The kids in the background.

+It’s sacrament meeting in a home ward.

+If Emily wants as many kids as she keeps talking about, she would fit in this family.

+Baby noise!!!!

+Oh my gosh, babies everywhere. I just….I can’t even.

+Having a family with Emily would be “so awesome.”

+YOU GUYS. Kill me now. I love him.

+What is she doing? Cause that dance is weird.

+He is melting my heart.

+And her heart too.

+Like, she is seriously dying inside as he reads this letter.

+We’re ALL squealing. The goosebumps are back.

+Why does she have to go on any other hometowns? Just marry Jef now!!!

Arie:

+Okay, what is Scottsdale’s theme gonna be? Since Southern Utah took the whole desert thing.

+Oh yeah, racecars.

+“You guys, she was on our freeways!!! What freeway was she on?!” ~Zoe

+Em, why are you so bad at picking meet-the-parents outfits?

+Like, there’s water in Arizona? Come on, don’t deceive the viewers.

+Wait, he’s European? Since when?

+Let’s get totally wasted at noon before we go meet your parents!! ~Emily

+Lauren realized strangely early on that they were in Fountain Hills.

+How did this random Dutch family end up in Fountain Hills?

+Identical twin Zac Efron brothers.

+Speaking Dutch in front of her about her?

+“He has a tat, and he speaks Dutch. That’s hot.” ~Zoe

+“Do you want to have a chat with me?” ~Arie’s mom

+“Is it gonna be in English?” ~All of us.

+Why is Dutch Mom asking her about Brad’s season?

+I feel like you should never address the fact that you’re actually on TV. It’s like waving to the cameraman while filming.

+Lies! Jef makes you laugh more than Arie.

+I can’t see her with Arie’s family. It just feels like a weird fit.

+Why are all these dads scary?

+Do you think that Dutch Dad and Polish Dad are mafia friends?

+“If she doesn’t pick him, Arie is going to stalk her.” ~Kelsey

+“No, that’s gonna be Sloth.” ~Zoe

Sean:

+What the dress slit, Em?

+“Let’s stay outside and live in trees and play with animals and wear flower clothing, because I’m a country girl!!” ~Emily

+Whoa there. He just threw out the “e” word. Eternity.

+“AH!!! He just stuck his tongue out of his mouth like a frog!!” ~Zoe

+That is SO awkward to watch.

+We are really glad that we don’t watch each other kiss people.

+“He matches what is going on behind him.” ~Kelsey

+MORE BABIES!!!!

+He is the most adorable uncle!

+“I wish I had an Uncle Sean!” ~Kelsey

+Oh my gosh. I want to be that little girl. I want that little house.

+Wait, is the living-at-home thing really an issue? Cause I feel like it is not that big of a deal.

+Okay…..what? Why on EARTH would you leave your room looking like this?

+He has to be joking. HE HAS TO BE JOKING.

+We had to pause for reactions.

+We are SO weirded out right now.

+It was a joke.

+That was not a funny joke.

+“That had to have been a joke. That mess was too perfect.” ~Lauren

+Enily, you did not think it was funny.

+I think that was weirder because I don’t think they have ever joked about anything together before.

+“They don’t have a fence around the pool!” ~random fact noticed by Kelsey’s mom

+This dad isn’t creepy!

+“But….is that really Sean’s dad???” ~Kelsey

+“Big Sean. Cute little elf Dad.” ~Zoe

+Cute dad. We like his dad.

+Oh my gosh, he’s adorable!

+Audible “aw-ing” over Sean’s dad.

+“How sure are we that they’re not Mormon?” ~Kelsey

+G check. Not Mormon.

+“His tongue is up in her business ALL THE TIME!” ~Zoe

+“Isn’t that how it’s supposed to be….” ~McCall

+“If the day comes when I don’t have to say goodbye…”

+Okay, that was cute.

Girl Talk With Chris Harrison:

+You don’t know what to do?

+Um….Sloth?? Ring a bell?

+No, it doesn’t. Because you don’t like him.

+Hometown review: Remember Jef’s letter?! I die.

+What’s with the blurry flashbacks?

+We just split up the room into teams for Jef, Arie, or Sean.

+Jef: Me, Zoe, Megan

+Sean: Kelsey, Kelsey’s Mom, McCall

+Arie: Lauren

“Sister Wives for Sean, guys. Sister Wives for Sean.” ~Kelsey

+“Wait, I’m team Sloth so that I can have Sean.” ~Kelsey again

+Lu wants Emily to have Arie, but she wants Jef for herself.

Rose Ceremony:

+Quick, who looks the best in a suit??

+Not Arie.+

+Not Sean.

+Whoa. Kelsey paused until we take our disapproval of Sean’s suit back.

+Okay, fine.

+“Wait, be quiet, we can’t hear what she’s saying!” ~Kelsey’s mom

+“We know what she’s saying! It's just cheese!” ~Kelsey

+Why are we fighting over the order of who gets the roses?

+Sean will be left with Sloth because they made it look like it was a problem that he didn’t say I love you.

+Chris is going to interrupt and say that he actually lives in a zoo.

+“Eat it, Sloth!” ~Zoe

+Sloth is going to pull out a gun that he borrowed from his mafia dad.

+He is SO pissed.

+This is more awkward than the frog kiss.

+Is she wearing a Bumpit?

+Oh come on, just give it up, bro!

+Okay, I was joking about the gun, but now I’m thinking…..

+Like, is there security nearby?

+Okay, we should cut him some slack. He did just get his heart broken.

+Sorry, Slothman. But really? Should’ve happened a looooong time ago.

+She does something weird with her lips, and we’re pretty sure it’s a contributing factor to her kissing skills.

Next Week:

+JEF! I WANT JEF!!

+Okay, calm it down.

+Emily becomes the crier.

+Bring it on.

so what did you think of the hometown episode? any similar thoughts? comment and tell me!